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I need this printed out in the waiting room.
The look of disbelief when I told someone with a teeny tiny wound to the finger they had to wait to be seen as there were multiple traumas coming in was priceless!

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This is pretty much perfect.


when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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Best thing I’ve heard in EMS so far


Medic to her partner walking in front of the truck

'I'd hit you just so I could get you in the back of my truck and cut your clothes off'

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